Subject Analysis: Aarthiga Lakshmi
Investigation reveals that the Subject’s texting style is a tactical masterpiece of digital inflection. She doesn't just type; she creates an atmosphere.
By adding extra letters to the ends of words, she creates a vocal "stretch" that signals peak enthusiasm or mock-devastation.
Investigator's Note: It takes 40% more thumb-effort to type like this. The "Lazy Potato" allegations are officially under review.
The Subject utilizes a sophisticated emoji-to-emotion mapping system to maintain her "cool but chaotic" persona.
💅 & 🤌 (The Baddie/Confidence Shift): Used after delivering a high-impact statement to signal peak irony.
Example: "what? like it's hard??? 💅"
💀 & 😭 (The Procrastinator’s Shield): These aren't signs of actual distress; they are used to "laugh away".
Aarthiga excels at short-burst, high-impact reactions that keep the conversation's pulse racing.
Conclusion: The Subject is a Tactical Texter. Her use of "ayo" and all-caps emphasis creates a sense of real-time presence, making the "DM Delay" worth the wait.