Analysis of her active roles reveals that the "Lazy Potato" label is a carefully constructed diversion. The Subject is actually a high-level operative with her hands in every significant organizational cookie jar.
Managing the chaos of the masses while maintaining her "banger" outfit status.
Turning biomedical ideas into student-branch innovations since April 2025.
Leading strategic planning and connection-building in the medical sciences zone.
Status: Not Quite Dead Yet (And very much in charge)
Investigator's Rationale for Deportation
Between the Class Rep duties and her "banger" outfits, the Investigator can no longer maintain operational focus. The sheer pressure of matching her momentum is a safety hazard. Relocation to Cottagecore Zone is mandatory.