Relocation Order #025
To: Subject Aarthiga Lakshmi (The "Lazy Potato")
From: The Office of Higher Investigation
⚠️ SECURITY ALERT: FOCUS BREACH ⚠️
The Investigator’s focus has reached a total breakdown. The Subject's outfits have officially been classified as a distraction of mass disruption. The immense pressure to match her "banger" outfits is unsustainable.
The Investigator’s focus has reached a total breakdown. The Subject's outfits have officially been classified as a distraction of mass disruption. The immense pressure to match her "banger" outfits is unsustainable.
Further violations including persistent "academic victim" jokes and an unyielding commitment to "napping" have made her presence in the standard academic zone illegal. I want you gone.
✅ MANDATORY LIFESTYLE ASSIGNMENT
- Permanent Exile to Windows XP "Bliss" Territory
- Unlimited Nap Hours (Fat Nap Priority)
- Golden Retriever Strategic Defense Force
- White Flowery Dresses (Compulsory Wardrobe)
- Failed Drawing Classes (Zero-Stress Creative Zone)
The Subject will remain in her Cottagecore Exile until further notice. She is strictly forbidden from mentioning "attendance" or "marks" ever again.
Accommodations and puppies included:
Unit 01: Golden Retriever Tactical Lead